A quiz tagged to me by and originally made by .

Lemme' see how I do, here...

-Basic stuff-

1. Who are you? Feel free to give something besides the textbook answer.
Legally, my name is Mark William Clark, but what is in a name, anyways?

2. What do you do for a living - and do you like it or hate it?
I'm still in school. I am however looking for a part-time job...

3. Who do you love the most, and why?
Charlotte... I could not tell anyone how much she means to me in the world, because there are not enough words to describe it. She's very caring, truthful, and funny. She also has intelligence and pride. She's a STRONG woman. In a way, I admire her as much as I hold her dear.

4. Who do you hate/dislike the most, and why?
I really do not hate anyone, but I suppose I still have a disliking for my step-mother. She's very manipulative and uncaring.

5. What's the quickest, surefire way for someone to piss you off?
If you really want to get me mad, then you'd hurt someone I love. Doing such a thing might make me go berserk.

6. How do you think other people view you?
Some people consider me vastly intelligent and honorable. Others consider me as thickheaded, reckless, and immature. Regardless of either circumstance, both sides know I can be a bit absentminded or argumentive at times.

-Crime-
Just a simple yes or no is legal, but explanations are encouraged.

Have you ever...
7. Stolen? Why?
Yes. My brother and I used to play games... who could steal the most and get away with it. At the time, we were very young, and we did not care too much about other people outside our family. It was really only candy and soda, nothing too costly.

8. Assaulted someone? Why, and how bad?
When I was in the seventh grade, someone punched my closest friend, and I forced him into the wall. I choked him for a time until everyone else pulled me off him.

9. Been arrested? Why?
No. I've not done anything to attract the police, I would think.

10. Broken into somewhere? Why?
No.

11. Done -any- type of drug or narcotic? What?
Caffeine and Alcohol. ;D That's it.

12. Assaulted someone with a weapon? Why, and what was the weapon?
Never with a weapon. I'd rather use my hands.

13. Killed someone? Why?
No.

14. Beat your boy/girlfriend/spouse? Why?
Never.

15. Drove drunk?
I occasionally drink, but that is only at home. So, never.

16. Committed any other crime in a vehicle? Why?
No.

17. What is the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
I suppose the stealing I did as a young kid...

-Sexual-

18. What's your sexual preference, and have you ever done anything with the same gender?
I'm straight, or heterosexual. Am I curious about the same sex, though? Yes, I suppose I am...

19. Have you ever done it? If so, what was it like the first time?
No...

20. Do you believe in sex only after marriage?
Not really...

21. What's your favorite/what you think would be your favorite position?
In all reality, I'm not entirely certain. I've always wanted to try positions where the one I loved was either riding me as I laid back or sat down in a chair, crouched down onto all fours while I hovered over her and did her from behind, against the wall, missionary, reverse-cowboy... jus'... yeah, I'm uncertain.

22. Would you/have you ever given oral sex? (Yes, both sexes apply here)
Yes, I would, or at least, I've given thought about doing it.

23. Do you masturbate? If so, do you use any type of tool?
Yes, I do, but I really don't use a lubricant as much as I use soft sheets or tissues... yeah...

24. Would you ever do it anal?
Yeah, I've thought about this one, too...

25. Would you ever 69?
Sure, sure. =3

26. Do you shave down south?
Of course. It jus' seems right to me that if a woman is willing to go down on me that I should keep things tidy.

-Moral-

27. Do you consider yourself a morally-balanced person?
I do.

28. Do you hold a grudge on someone that will last your entire life? Who, and why?
I try to keep no real grudge against someone, but I do have my distrustings with a few people. These people have usually used me or harmed my loved ones and me in some way. Those who interfere with my personal life to a degree also become distrusted.

29. Would you -ever- assault your parents?
My father. I learned never to do it, again. Of course, I was young, then.

30. Think of a material posession you want more than anything right now. If you had the chance, would you steal it from a friend?
No. No material posession which does not off-set anything in my life is not worth it.

31. Have you ever killed a defenseless animal? Why?
No.

32. Have you ever taken resources from your job? If so, what?
While I worked in fast food, my friends and I would take what was left. Usually, it would end up being thrown away, anyways, and we actually had permission.

33. Have you ever laughed at a physically/mentally handicapped person? If so, did you feel bad about it?
No. I am thankful I am not like them.

34. Do you like to go to church?
I used to like going to church. Then, a few things happened. Ever since, I've been going on what I see is right and wrong.

35. What is the one thing you've done in your life you feel the worst about?
My weaknesses. Never surpassing them. Thought I'd give you a concrete act, huh? Of course... I'm still working on it.

-Greed and Money-

36. How much do you donate to charity?
At whim. I could not tell you the exact amount.

37. Have you ever given someone a used gift for Christmas? What was it?
Not necessarily used, but it was something extra I did not need. I gave my father an extra jump drive I had bought while going to school, one day.

38. Would you ever buy a cheap version of something for a friend if it endangered their safety?
No.

39. Have you ever gone gift shopping at a yard sale/thrift/'needy' store? (ie, Goodwill)
I've gone WITH someone who did this same thing. Not I, though.

40. If you won the lottery, how much of it would you share with other people?
I'd probably share it with all my loved ones and friends, paying for any debts they had.

41. If you knew you could give 1,000 dollars to save a stranger's life, would you do it?
I like to think I would.

-Random-

42. Have you ever walked in on your parents doing it? How old were you?
When I was a small child... I remember doing it twice. I might have been 5 or 6.

43. On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use to wipe your ass?
8-10.

44. Have you ever used anything besides a condom for protection?
Nuuuu... I've never done anything.

45. Go back and count on this one. How many questions have you answered here truthfully that you lied to a loved one about?
Possibly... two.

46. Have you ever flashed/mooned/streaked?
I've never done so. "I" have been flashed, though. It happened while I was working the drive-through. The lady jus' took her change and food, and she flashed me. They were a nice set, too. <D~

47. If you went gay for someone, who would it be?
There's only one guy with whom I'd "POSSIBLY" go gay, but... I cannot say.

-Really random-

48. Do you share emotional feelings with one of your keyboard keys, and if so, have you contacted your family physician?
Nuuu... That's jus' thilly. ";D"

49. Have you ever molested a fruit or vegetable?
Funniest thing... While I was in high school, my friends and I had a joke concerning fruit and myself. So... maybe. >D

-One last thing...-

50. On a scale of one to ten, how much did you enjoy taking this quiz?
This quiz was a bit unnerving... jus' a bit, but it was okay. Do I feel like uplifted, like my problems are gone or my need to be secretive has been voided? No. I give it a "6".